This section  is coming
soon. I'm waiting for a good
hair day.....hmmmmm

I'm still waiting
Sid Soltis

Born in Bulgaria, the son of blind
gypsies; Sid spent his formative
years in the circus, wrestling captive
tree sloths.
One summer day, during a freak
blizzard, he was seperated from his
caravan and blown out to sea.
After drifting for years in a hot air
ballon basket (don't ask!!) he was
captured by pirates. Pirates who
force him to sing 80's hair band tunes
for their entertainment.
One night after singing  the  wrong
lyrics to "Blinded By The
Light".....again (it's funny that way);
he  was sewn into a sack and thrown
overboard.
Washing up on  the shores of
southern Wisconsin he needed a job
to support himself and his pet
wombat. (did I mention the
wombat??!! Well...he had a
wombat.) And the rest is history....