| This section is coming soon. I'm waiting for a good hair day.....hmmmmm I'm still waiting |


| Sid Soltis Born in Bulgaria, the son of blind gypsies; Sid spent his formative years in the circus, wrestling captive tree sloths. One summer day, during a freak blizzard, he was seperated from his caravan and blown out to sea. After drifting for years in a hot air ballon basket (don't ask!!) he was captured by pirates. Pirates who force him to sing 80's hair band tunes for their entertainment. One night after singing the wrong lyrics to "Blinded By The Light".....again (it's funny that way); he was sewn into a sack and thrown overboard. Washing up on the shores of southern Wisconsin he needed a job to support himself and his pet wombat. (did I mention the wombat??!! Well...he had a wombat.) And the rest is history.... |
